You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
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my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
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Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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