How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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