There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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