How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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