I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I have fence marks all over my body
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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