Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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