How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
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Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
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I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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