it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
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I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
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Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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