Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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