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Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
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In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
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I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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