hell yes lets make some ravioli
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
operation have a gay friend backfired
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Randomize