Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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