I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I have aggressive nipples.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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