Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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