Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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