Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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