come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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