I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
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I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
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My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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