I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
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I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
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At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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