they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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