Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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