How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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