just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
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Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
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Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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