I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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