fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
39 Memes Anyone Who Cries When They See Their Bank Account Will Relate To
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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