Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Deaf chicks here I come
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
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Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
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I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst