did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
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Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
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my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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