everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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