In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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