you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
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Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
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I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
He has the fingertips of a God
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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