ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
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Who wants vodka and apple sauce
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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