As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
It's just like the Real World with babies
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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