everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
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I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
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It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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