we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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