Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
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Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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