Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
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It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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