Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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