I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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