Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
