we have officially lost it.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
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I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
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I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I would ride that face into the sunset
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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