it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I skipped work to stalk him.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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