ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
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I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
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Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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