first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
he thought i was a dude.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
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And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
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I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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