they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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