her vagine was all disorganized.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
home. puking in laundry basket.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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