yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
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I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
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I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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