The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
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Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
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I'm experimenting with sincerity
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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