What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
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I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
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There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
When are your genitals available?
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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