ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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