wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
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The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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