talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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