Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
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for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
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That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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