help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
she peed on how many people?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Randomize
