Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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