woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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