I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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